If you insist.

• Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
• Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.

A protester was holding up a sign against gays. So naturally I turned to my best friend of 8 years who is straight, as am I, looked her in the eyes and said “I’m gonna kiss you.” That man was pissed.

If you wouldn’t like to have your rights taken away, you should try taking away someone else’s.